18. Mother’s Day

Spitz My mom used to paint her nails on long car rides. She would take off her glasses […]

17. The Best Concert

Listen to the essays here or on Spotify. Smoke We spent that afternoon walking up and down the […]

8. Your Worst Habit

Pharoah I touch door knobs. I touch toilet flushers. I touch keyboards. I touch dirt. Then I touch […]

4. How You De-stress

Duck I smell the urine of an asshole with bad aim. I smell the cesspool of unwashed bodies […]

3. Your Guilty Pleasure

Water-Cooler They say you are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with. Let’s […]

2. Your First Job

Slop I wonder what boobs feel like. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to grow side burns. […]