The Black Bird Brasserie People have called me an old soul. Other people have called me a waste […]

House Christmas morning at the Cardy residence in the early 2000s could guarantee a couple of things. There […]

Pharoah I touch door knobs. I touch toilet flushers. I touch keyboards. I touch dirt. Then I touch […]

Savor My three cousins and I, the girls I’ve clung to my whole life, were renting a cabin […]

Lug Walrus man. Balding capybara. The human potato. Egg head. Baboon ass red face. Bulging shoulders. Chiselled jawline. […]

Queen With a vodka water lime in one hand and my Snapchat story in the other, I’m trying […]

Duck I smell the urine of an asshole with bad aim. I smell the cesspool of unwashed bodies […]

Water-Cooler They say you are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with. Let’s […]

Slop I wonder what boobs feel like. I wonder if I’ll ever be able to grow side burns. […]

Crumbs Driving two hours to Grandma’s house meant there would be a breeze instead of an air conditioner […]